Friday, September 11, 2009

Dreams about chocolate glazed donuts

Like the ones that you find in Dunkin Donuts. Gosh, those use to be my favorite donuts and now I can't even remember the last time I had one.

This morning's dreams were all about getting my chocolate glazed donut. It turns out that I'm back in school, Baruch College. And apparently the College is now serving free dessert buffets or whatever you want to refer to it. They have this belt, similar to the luggage belts in airports, but smaller, and the belt deposits ALL the sweet delights that my imagination could think of. There was everything: Cinnamon Buns, muffins, croissants, carrot cake...But all I wanted was a chocolate glazed donut.

Along comes this fat black lady and her kid (now I'm not rascist but apprently I am in my dreams, lol) with this HUGE tray. And the belt is moving dessert platters in a clockwise dance. And can you believe the audacity of this woman? She removes the entire tray of donuts off the belt and walks away. She couldn't take 1 or 2 donuts she had to take everything. That witch.
So now I'm in a predicament because I really want a chocolate glazed donut.

As dreams would have it. There is another dessert buffet in the next room over. This one seems to be an Entenmann's buffet. But I'm not interested in any of that. Until I see two chocolate glazed donuts stacked neatly, one on top of the other, next to a coffee machine. So I'm going to grab these with one of those tissue wraps and then I see a box only a few feet away. My greedy mind thinks, get the box because then you can stock up on everything in case you get hungry later. SO I swear I only walk a few steps forwards and grab the box and when I turn around the donuts are gone. WHO is messin' with me!!! You would think I'd catch a break in my dreams right? UGH.

Anyway, no dhocolate glazed donuts for me. I don't know why pregnancy give me a free pass to want to eat all this junk food. Everyone else I know goes through an organic, hardcore veggies and fruits diet. For some reason people think the more fruits you eat while pregnant the cleaner your babies face will be when they are born. Mothers have an obsession with their kid NOT having baby acne. Why is that even important? My daughter had the cleanest skin and I maybe had 1 fruit while I was pregnant with her. SO there! And she was also THE cutest baby in the NICU. And, if you want to hear something that will really make you spin on your heels--I breastfed her for three months while being on a Chips Ahoy only diet. Mine had to be the sweetest milk out there.

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